by Bureks
4. October 2009 23:14
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Why are Ferengi best friends you can have
1. They will teach you any fleece they know. To insure you learned the lesson, they'll never return you the money.
2. They'll borrow whatever they can from you and never waste your time by returning it
3. Ferengi friendship is eternal... They will sell your parts after you die. On auction preferably.
4. As a friend to a Ferengi, you'll be first to receive any sale offer.
5. Ferengi friend will protect your assets with all means available.... No one else will take that away from you! He will.
6. If you end up in trouble, no true Ferengi friend will ever bother you with his presence.
7. The richer you get, the better Ferengi friend you are. It is augmented with your gullibility level.
8. Ferengi friend will never disappoint you, no matter how hard you try, they will always be true Ferengi to you.
9. You can always give your money to Ferengi friend. Ferengi will never give it to anyone for sure. You are included with anyone.
10.Ferengi never forgets a friend. Eventually, a friend will recover from bad finance.
11.Ferengi are also never forgotten by their friends. If nothing balance reminds them....
12.Never trust him. He's your friend.
13.Ferengi is a friend you can't always count at.
14.A Ferengi will always try to give his hand to you, for as long as you keep your wallet within his reach.
15.Friend can always count that Ferengi will gladly take them to the cleaners.
16.Ferengi friendship extends - your friends will be taken for a ride as well.
17.Ferengi never departs from a friend. There is always something to snitch.
18.Ferengi friend is invaluable if you introduce him to your enemies. He will instantly become THEIR best friend!
19.Best way to use Ferengi friends in time of war is to send them as reinforcement to enemy side.
20.Even better way to use Ferengi friend in time of war - send them to invest on enemy side.
