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Pictorial proof is here. Crew members of Enterprise are turned into Star Trek toys. It surprises me no one posted a word about it. Zip, nada, nothing... Guess people are not looking into Amazon search engine. I find valuable information there. Like this one. So I write first. This brings lots of visitors to Ferengi website. Which in turn brings a lots of latinum to Ferengi.
It is obvious that Enterprise will explore pink planet. Atmosphere is pink as well, indicating high ozone levels that block shorter wavelengths. So, planet is either new or pollution free. Actors are quite unfamiliar, but I'm sure someone will recognize them somehow. Any toys resemblance is just coincidence.
Sequel for 2009 also brings new uniform color - pink precisely. Female member is clearly new function in Star Trek. Maybe higher level academic officer, or commanding staff? I think it's merchant officer.... Introduced to trade with interstellar civilizations. Male figure is probably her assistant or security.
What will actually happen to them? Why 2009 sequel plays with scenario?
My sequel scenario goes like this:
Enterprise gets distress call from planet X. Kirk orders immediate departure. New crew members get introduced to the captain. Spock makes statement about logic. Like: "Considering trade scene frequency and tribble trouble, this is logical!" So, everybody agree that on the next away mission, trade officer goes first!
[To make following easier I'll name them Ybrab and Nek.]
So, Ybrab and Nek are beamed down on planet X. They meet Q, who is selling some stuff. They find out, that stuff is sugar wool. What makes things complicated is that sugar is made of colonists. Naively they ate the present, Ybrab and Nek got accused by Q for being cannibals! For punishment, he turns them into puppets...
Meanwhile, Enterprise notices peculiar energy signatures. Receiving no answer, they beam up Ybarb and Nek, only to find out they look like toy dolls... Scotty grabs them to play, but Spock halts him after tricorder scan. "They are humans! Scotty, stop playing with Ybrab!"
After brief discussion, Captain Kirk decides to send away team. This time him, Sulu and third anonymous member. (You are right, that member will NOT go back!) After meeting Q, short discussion and letting third member eat candy wool... ZZZZAAPP! Third party member is turned into a toy doll!. Now follows tricky negotiating part, involving attack from unknown primitive race, switching between couple of galaxies, times, planets and technology levels...
Finally, Spock releases mighty phaser modulated beam. Everything stops, and Q is helpless. However, he can't turn toy crew into old ones. They are forced to live like that. Cotton candy colonists got restored, but got fur, so they look funny...
And that's it more or less...
I know, the actual sequel will look different, but someone might need to increase toy sales, and this would be outcome...
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